This afternoon I stumbled across my own blog, read it, and remembered that I am one of the two most hilarious people on earth (behind Anne of course). And due to the inspiration I felt by reading my own blog, I decided to quit my blog hiatus and make a comeback. Of course I don't really have time to blog at work anymore, due to ridiculous year-end close, and my computer at home is having some technical difficulties...so blogs will be shorter than usual. But a short blog from me is better than no blog at all. I am certain you all agree. Here for your viewing enjoyment is a list of all the things I am thinking about today:
-Bemidji winter is not so bad as people said it would be. Its been above freezing for days now, and hasn't been below zero in quite some time. But here is the big question - why was it 40+ degrees all weekend and unbelievably sunny all week - but none of the snow on my driveway is melting? Melt already dammit.
-Accounting: it is not the black and white world that is was made out to be in college. I think if Dr Wilcox knew how many shades of grey there are in the real world, I would have scored much higher on his exams. All that time I thought I was dumb, but really I was just using creative accounting techniques that were beyond his comprehension.
-LG Chocolate Phone: I hate this piece of crap. Don't even get me started.
-The Writers Strike: What the eff? I bet there have been at least two dozen suicides that can be attributed to the writers strike so far. I am soon to be one of them. Stop robbing my life of hilarity, greedy writers.
That is all I have time for today. Make sure to check back later this week when I (hopefully) find my blogging stride once again.
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1 comment:
Is that Frank the Tank?
Oh hey, Heidi.
Listen, I'm having some people over later, if you want to stop by. Its no big deal, mostly people from the internet...
YOU'RE BACK! KICK THE CART! its good to have you back.
Without further delay, my commentary on your commentary (we are, afterall, more hilarious when we can play off of each other)
1) There are MANY shades of grey in accounting. More, infact, than the colors of grey that excel lets you choose from to highlight a cell.
2) I can't comment on winter in Bemidji. But i will after next winter's broom hockey-golf-drinkfest.
3) Writer's strike - stop being selfish, writers. I am funnier than most writers in hollywood and i share my hilarity with the world FOR FREE (for now anyway)
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